A message from the world of social media

Kelly and I have made a deal to maintain some semblance of presentability during our FMLA time. I take my advice from a great post from An Affordable Wardrobe. When leaving the house, why do people wear workout clothes? I know that I have more outdoor clothing than your average consumer, but I will not wear sweatpants outside of the house unless I intend to work out or coach. I also know that I love jeans. I might not drop the Barracuda jacket and a Donegal tweed cap on the other parents when visiting a playground, but I will make an effort.

With these ideas in mind, I freaked out when social media, something I am gradually learning to use, offered me an admonition through Twitter this morning. I know what Gillette is. I have no clue who Hailey is, and I know that @yaz something is a person, but her handle does offer me pause.

I will shave this morning and every morning now. I will not care about Hailey. I will also talk to Kelly about having a second kid in the next few months. Maybe we can wait.