A promise to the masses

I have recently realized that the title of this here blog might draw some witty people to make connections that I do not wish to be make myself. I hereby promise never to make the eventually inappropriate connections between AMC's very popular show and my daughter. There will certainly be a crew of dudes clamoring for Madeline, but not without my dear friend Hans and me in the living room cleaning our shotguns with dribbled Texas Pete on our tank tops. Those of you with daughters know what I am talking about.