My niece's post. Can you hear Lew?

Today, we have a guest blogger: my niece Anna Katherine Dabney. Let's allow her to ramble away, in Madeline's words.

Why aren't my ears pierced?  My daddy promised me I would get a good present when I was born and all I know is that it is way colder out here than inside mom.

No one seems to be able to tell me the status of my college savings fund.

Is my mom actually going to leave me alone with my dad.   I guess I'll learn how to fish and hunt this month...

Why am I being passed around so much?

And what is this thing on my belly button anyway?

Alas,  time for a nap...